MALAPERT: impudent, outspoken, lively. From
Shakespeare. Defined as an adjective, I argue that a malapert person is a malapert.
As a malapert, I have long reserved the right to be snide, sarcastic and
snarky, and to practice satire until I get it right.
To that end I have started cobbing together this disordered closet where I can stick whatever bent expressions of left of center, disappointed humanist anguish, anger, or angst I'm feeling.
Osama
bin Laden wants Americans to be afraid. Our fearmakes him more powerful. He spews lies, crazy threats and dire predictions to spread fear and keep his power--such as it is.
Glen Beck wants Americans to be afraid. He spews lies, crazy threats and dire warnings to build his audience--such as it is. Spreading fear and lies has made him rich and powerful.
So what's the difference--other than the beard?
BUMPERSTICKER SENTIMENTS
-thoughts worthy of a bumper sticker.
Make your own. Amuse your friends. Piss some people off.
FOX IS RABID -Put it down before it spreads
more madness.
GLEN BECK -Proof Clown College Pays
THAT HOPEY-CHANGEY STUFF WORKS FINE FOR ME!
BEING LOUD AND MAD DOESN'T MAKE YOU RIGHT
NAME THE LAST TIME THE CONSERVATIVES WERE RIGHT ABOUT ANYTHING
LIZ CHENEY -DICK LIGHT
MICHELLE BACHMAN -So there's affirmative action for the criminally stupid?
SARAH PALIN -Failure, Quitter, Liar. You Betcha!
Maybe drugs ARE bad -look at what they did to Rush's brain!
HATING WHAT AMERICA IS NOW IS HATING AMERICA
THINKING ABOUT: Supreme Court/Corporate Campaign Financing
Bipartisanship
Short Powerpoint presentations about our Republican Friends and the health care debate. Don't have Powerpoint? I use Open Office Impress, open them and run them with that.
John Boehner Eric Cantor Mitch McConnell Sarah Palin
Flash versions of the same presentations. You will have to click on each slide to advance to the next slide, then use your browser's previous Page button to come back here. I really need a better flash program.
John Boehner Eric Cantor Mitch McConnell Sarah Palin
Contact Malapert
All contents copyright Malapert Playground 2010
Make one of my slogans into a bumper sticker for yourself, bravo.
Make them and sell them and I get a cut. It's only fair, right?
Odds are I make less than you.
GLEN BECK -Proof Clown College Pays
THAT HOPEY-CHANGEY STUFF WORKS FINE FOR ME!
BEING LOUD AND MAD DOESN'T MAKE YOU RIGHT
NAME THE LAST TIME THE CONSERVATIVES WERE RIGHT ABOUT ANYTHING
LIZ CHENEY -DICK LIGHT
MICHELLE BACHMAN -So there's affirmative action for the criminally stupid?
SARAH PALIN -Failure, Quitter, Liar. You Betcha!
Maybe drugs ARE bad -look at what they did to Rush's brain!
HATING WHAT AMERICA IS NOW IS HATING AMERICA
THINKING ABOUT: Supreme Court/Corporate Campaign Financing
Bipartisanship
Short Powerpoint presentations about our Republican Friends and the health care debate. Don't have Powerpoint? I use Open Office Impress, open them and run them with that.
John Boehner Eric Cantor Mitch McConnell Sarah Palin
Flash versions of the same presentations. You will have to click on each slide to advance to the next slide, then use your browser's previous Page button to come back here. I really need a better flash program.
John Boehner Eric Cantor Mitch McConnell Sarah Palin
Contact Malapert
All contents copyright Malapert Playground 2010
Make one of my slogans into a bumper sticker for yourself, bravo.
Make them and sell them and I get a cut. It's only fair, right?
Odds are I make less than you.